Sample Athlete

I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper. If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear. Well excuse me for liking the way they frame my junk! Touché, Pandora. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert?

It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose? She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen. Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where? YOU'RE the Chiclet! Not me. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw! I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough.

If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you. I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast. Pound is tic-tac-toe, right?

Sample Athlete

I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper. If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear. Well excuse me for liking the way they frame my junk! Touché, Pandora. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert?

It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose? She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen. Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where? YOU'RE the Chiclet! Not me. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw! I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough.

If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you. I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast. Pound is tic-tac-toe, right?

Sample Athlete

I'm a complete failure. I can't even fake the death of a stripper. If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear. Well excuse me for liking the way they frame my junk! Touché, Pandora. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! Yes, he's like the steel man from The Wizard From Oz. I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don't get dessert?

It's one banana Michael, what could it cost, ten dollars? What's next, Michael? Are you going to make dancing illegal? Is this the tiny town from Footloose? She's a girl, I need to teach her how to be a woman. Within her lies a queen. Let me out that queen. Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it? That's a cross. Across from where? YOU'RE the Chiclet! Not me. Caw ca caw, caw ca caw, caw ca caw! I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! Did you enjoy your lunch, mom? You drank it fast enough.

If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally. I don't care for Gob. No, I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being WITH you. I'll have a vodka rocks. (Mom, it's breakfast time.) And a piece of toast. Pound is tic-tac-toe, right?

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